I don't really think Katie Couric is a whore.
- Me: Rob Riggle is leaving The Daily Show. I think he's going to CBS. Do you understand how much I'm supposed to marry this man and have his babies? Or, at the least, marry him and pay someone else to carry his babies while I just sleep with him in a barren fashion?
- Gay Husband: Keep your eye on that Katie Couric.
- Me: That whore better not even LOOK at my Riggle.
- Gay Husband: Much less wiggle on your Riggle.
- Me: Keep Your Jiggle Off My Riggle '09
